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He stared at it. The lame goes that struggle? The logic board is fried

Elias jumped, crumpling the paper in his fist. It was Sarah, the senior archivist. She was holding a mug of tea and looking at him with that mixture of pity and amusement reserved for junior staff who looked terrified of inanimate objects.