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The Jab Neighbor lifestyle is a call to arms (specifically, the arm that throws a foam dart across the yard to get your attention). It is a reminder that community doesn't have to be saccharine sweet. It can be sharp, spicy, and absolutely hilarious.

Based on the prompt, I'll create a fictional feature for a character described as a "hot ass neighbor."

So, the next time you see your neighbor struggling to parallel park, roll down your window. Don't be silent. Don't be aggressively angry. Just smile and yell:

Plant your flowers slightly over the property line. When they say something, reply, “I’m just testing to see if you’re paying attention. Congratulations, you passed the pop quiz.”